{"id":527,"date":"2016-09-01T08:44:39","date_gmt":"2016-09-01T08:44:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/themes.wpbeaches.com\/check\/?p=527"},"modified":"2016-09-02T23:04:16","modified_gmt":"2016-09-02T23:04:16","slug":"zero-to-sixty-the-myths","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themes.wpbeaches.com\/check\/2016\/09\/01\/zero-to-sixty-the-myths\/","title":{"rendered":"Zero to Sixty &#8211; the Myths"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Enterprise computer system is controlled by three primary main processor cores, cross-linked with a redundant melacortz ramistat, fourteen kiloquad interface modules. A lot of things can change in twelve years, Admiral.<\/p>\n<p>Fear is the true enemy, the only enemy. This should be interesting. When has justice ever been as simple as a rule book? I&#8217;ll be sure to note that in my log. I will obey your orders. I will serve this ship as First Officer. And in an attack against the Enterprise, I will die with this crew.<\/p>\n<p>But I will not break my oath of loyalty to Starfleet. Now we know what they mean by &#8216;advanced&#8217; tactical training. What&#8217;s a knock-out like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this? I guess it&#8217;s better to be lucky than good. About four years. I got tired of hearing how young I looked. Travel time to the nearest starbase? Wait a minute &#8211; you&#8217;ve been declared dead. You can&#8217;t give orders around here.<\/p>\n<p>Now, how the hell do we defeat an enemy that knows us better than we know ourselves? Earl Grey tea, watercress sandwiches&#8230; and Bularian canap\u00e9s? Are you up for promotion? I&#8217;m afraid I still don&#8217;t understand, sir. Could someone survive inside a transporter buffer for 75 years? How long can two people talk about nothing? That might&#8217;ve been one of the shortest assignments in the history of Starfleet. The Federation&#8217;s gone; the Borg is everywhere! Why don&#8217;t we just give everybody a promotion and call it a night &#8211; &#8216;Commander&#8217;? Commander William Riker of the Starship Enterprise. I recommend you don&#8217;t fire until you&#8217;re within 40,000 kilometers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Enterprise computer system is controlled by three primary main processor cores, cross-linked with a redundant melacortz ramistat, fourteen kiloquad interface modules. A lot of things can change in twelve years, Admiral.<\/p>\n<p>Fear is the true enemy,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":511,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-527","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-check","8":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpbeaches.com\/check\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpbeaches.com\/check\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpbeaches.com\/check\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpbeaches.com\/check\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpbeaches.com\/check\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=527"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpbeaches.com\/check\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/527\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":531,"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpbeaches.com\/check\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/527\/revisions\/531"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpbeaches.com\/check\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpbeaches.com\/check\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpbeaches.com\/check\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpbeaches.com\/check\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}